Grande... Just F...g Do It!
A colleague has invented JFDI a new process/framework (call it what you will). I think he should patent the idea, start marketing the concept, and start selling training courses to the investment banks. Good luck to him, I think he onto a winner of an idea. I'd add the following to the JFDI manifesto:
- Kind of working software with absolute no
documentation.
- Guaranteed bugs
- Customer Collaboration only when its career and
bonus enhancing.
- Responding to change only when absolutely
necessary, and only when directed by 3 levels of management (command and
control)
- Guaranteed delivery of the software on the date required.
Fonte: Agile, no its JFDI