VSTS profiler: come installare solo il tool da riga di comando
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*Visual Studio Profiler has a standalone installation: look for vs_profiler.exe in the Visual Studio installation CD/DVD. Installing that package allows users to collect, analyze and report performance data from command line. The package does not include any GUI. It is light-weight installation, suitable for production or testing environments.
See the following article for more details on how to profile applications from command line:
If you are just getting started with profiling in VSTS, you may want to check out Jeff Atwood's quick walkthrough of profiling from the GUI: Simple Profiling with Team Developer.*
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